Karkat watches Titanic

HEADCANON TIME

Everyone is basically on board with the idea of Karkat watching Titanic and bawling his eyes out at it but what if he started relating his romantic situation to the movie?

HUMAN LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS ME OBVIOUSLY, AND HUMAN KATE WINSLET IS TEREZI, AND OUR RELATIONSHIP DEFIES BOTH TROLL DEFINITION AND THE TRIALS OF A BUNCH OF FUCKERS BENT ON SLAUGHTERING US.

ALSO AT SOME POINT I GET TO DRAW HER NAKED.

DAVE CAN BE THE SLAB OF WOOD OR WHATEVER WE’RE FLOATING ON. THE FUCKER COULDN’T BE BIGGER AND ACCOMMODATE BOTH OF US I MEAN COME ON STRIDER EVEN YOU CAN’T BE THAT CLASSLESS.

NO WAIT EVEN BETTER, HE’S THE GUY WHO JUMPS OFF THE SHIP AND SMACKS INTO THE PROPELLER. ADIOS DUMBASS.

I think the description came out better than the picture oh well